With the latest weather beatdown (a footish of the white death), I am going to use the opportunity to model self control.  I’m not going to post a picture of my frozen-bearded face or the road conditions map or fuzzy pictures of obliterated roads.  Instead, I offer YouTube entertainment of a weather-ish variety:

#1: Loco weatherman in snowflake suit. 

#2: George Carlin’s “Hippy Dippy” weatherman.  Rest in peace, Grand Master of the English Language.

#3: European weather woman (German?) loses it.  Much of the time, weather forecasters might as well be speaking a foreign language.

#4: Attractive Minnesota weather girl.  And an illustration of the yearly beatdown for us Northerners.

#5: Attractive European weather girl.

#6: Attractive European weather girl.  This is the last one I give you.  If you want to continue this trend, take your pervy hands and type in a search on YouTube.  There are lots of these for your sick viewing pleasure.

I vote for changing our local weather forecasters over to attractive Polish-speaking meteorologists.  As long as they’re reasonably expressive and use words like “Brrrrr,” I’ll know exactly what to expect.