Having been distracted by flood news in our region (3Rs world headquarters is at the headwaters of the Red River), I have neglected the blog.  But today in a fit of brilliance I have decided to try a new feature on for size (cue trumpets), wherein I offer my services as a translator (somewhat akin to the Liberal Translation feature on Sean Hannity’s show).  The difference is that I am mainly concerning myself with headlines.

Here’s a headline from ABC News today:  Obama Lays Out Plan For Detroit’s Survival.

That sounds so benign and measured.

Translated into a more boldly defined truth (albeit a tad wordy):

Obama Practices Unique Brand of Socialist Zealotry as He Abuses Power by Firing GM CEO and Strongarming Chrysler Into Making Deal!

What should I call this feature?  Or should I just shut up before the Obama administration asks for my WordPress login information?

Discuss at your own risk.