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    Foul weather blogger?

    I had too much fun this summer to blog at all. Now, however, the urge to blog is coming back. Of course, I have the best excuse ever for being absent from the blogosphere this summer and fall–a new bouncing baby girl. She’s the best kind of distraction.

    Highlights of the summer: the birth of my youngest daughter and buying my oldest daughter a brand new Savage MKII heavy barrel .22 for her birthday and taking it to the range to watch her cut ragged holes.

    Regrets of the summer season: not enough fishing, and that’s about it. Luckily, the baby will be big enough to sit up in a forward facing seat next summer (they’re easier to strap onto boat seats). If you’ve ever seen the Princecraft commercial where the father is doing exactly that, you know what I’m talking about. Baby needs to fish.

    I’ll be back to the blog again soon….one of the things I’m contemplating is analyzing news reporting and bias with regard to events such as the recent tragedy at Fort Hood. Has anyone noticed that no one wants to call it terrorism?

    Posted on 10th November 2009
    Under: Dubious Wisdom, Fishing, Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

    Spring Break Rant

    This is the worst time of my year.  In some areas, March is beautiful and there are adornments such as cherry blossoms to enjoy.   For those of us in the Red River Valley, it’s time to watch the dirty snowdrifts slowly recede, the rivers rise, and anxiously wait for the walleye opener (which was ridiculously close to ice-out last year and it’s in MAY!).

    I just returned from a trip to Illinois via Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Iowa (thus my absence from Blogville).  There were lucky folks fishing on the Mississippi river from boats, waving as we drove past, taunting me, as I’m sure they could tell clearly from afar that I was from North Dakota.  ”Poor bastards,” I imagined them saying as I left them and drove back north.  I thought of my own boat lying in state in my best friend’s quonset.  He probably won’t have the doors busted free from the ice and snowdrifts for another month so I can free my vessel.  And then about all I will be able to do is bring it home, park it in the driveway, and sit at the helm, making outboard motor noises and dreaming of open water.

    At this very moment, I’m waiting for the melt to really break loose to test my newly installed 3/4 hp sump pump.  The Red River here near the headwaters is going to be above flood stage, as usual, and is due to crest on Wednesday.  Fargo prognosticators are predicting a crest there to match the 1997 flood.  Having lost a home to the 1997 flood when I lived in our sister city of Breckenridge, my back aches for pretty much the entire month of March, and I think about water non-stop.  Ironic that a fisherman would experience so much stress over the very same thing that provides so much enjoyment later in the season.

    So I wait.  I can’t even do boat prep for the season yet.  The tackle has all been obsessively organized several times over the long winter, and the gear is ready to go back in the boat.  I guess I’ll stand in my garage and look around at all of my stuff, plug in the bait fridge, and wait for the river below the dam to break up so that I can at least drop a jig in it sometime in April.  And I will think of the guys below all the dams I passed on the way back up the Mississippi.  Catch one for your northern brethren, boys.  It will be a spiritual work of mercy for us souls in purgatory.

    Posted on 21st March 2009
    Under: Complaint Department, Fishing, Whining | 1 Comment »

    “Lucky’s” Roundup of Honest Fishing Guides

    With an honest-to-goodness blizzard about to dump 6-12 inches of snow on us, I’m thinking about fishing destinations.  I thought I would share a trio of guides with folks who may be considering hiring someone.  These three guys are all honest, hardworking, straightshooting guys who work hard for their clients and have showed me some honesty that renews my faith in humans.

    #1:  Otis Dempsey of www.grandlakefishingguide.com

    I fished with Dempsey a couple of years ago on Grand Lake, Oklahoma for paddlefish.  The day my brother and I went paddlefishing with Dempsey, he had been up a good portion of the night fighting a brush fire as a volunteer firefighter.  Although I was named “Lucky” by Dempsey on the trip because my luck was less than stellar to begin with, Dempsey kept at it and got me on a 70+ pound paddlefish that eclipsed my older brother’s.  Good man.  He does bass and catfish, too.  And he tells a good story.

     #2: Randall Kirkpatrick of www.fishatl.com

    One fine spring break, I happened to be in Atlanta, so I found a day to go out with Randall on Stone Mountain Lake, a horsepower-restricted impoundment nearby, after largemouth bass.  Randall is a tournament angler and very smart bass fisherman.  His service even included picking me up at my hotel in Atlanta.  Of course, my luck (see “Lucky” above) caused us to be fishing in late March in light snow.  I went wayyy south (for a northerner) and all I got was the same weather as home!  Though we didn’t catch much, Randall taught me a lot about bass fishing and patience, and the severe cold front was obviously to blame for the slow fishing.  In spite of the tough bite, I enjoyed myself immensely.

    #3: Doug Komrosky of www.hilinecharterfishing.com

    Doug’s domain is Fort Peck Lake in MT, one of the best walleye (and pike and salmon) factories around.  Since “Lucky” is my name when I hire fishing guides, the day in June my daughter and I showed up to go fishing with Doug, there was a small craft warning and gusts way past 35 mph.  Even though it was a day most people were staying off the water, Doug found us some sheltered spots around the dam and tried to find us some walleye.  He didn’t turn any up on the graph, so we packed it in and Doug didn’t charge us a dime.  I believe his statement while we were on the water was “I could take you around to a few sheltered spots and pull cranks all day and charge you the full rate, but you wouldn’t be very happy at the end of the day.”  How’s that for honesty?  I hope to go back to fish with Doug on a better day.   Even though we only spent about an hour with Doug, I still got something out of the experience: a good test run in a Warrior that tells me they are one excellent boat for rough water.  

    I salute you, real men of fishing genius.  Give these guys a try if you want an honest fishing guide, and tell ‘em “Lucky” sent you.

    Posted on 9th March 2009
    Under: Fishing, Fond Reminiscence, Good deals, Uplifting | 1 Comment »

    Underwater Fish Photography Geniuses

    Once again, the 3 Rs brings you fishing culture on a platter:

    smallmouth1290-engbretsonI found Eric Engbretson’s site www.underwaterfishphotos.com by way of Moldy Chum.  I love underwater photos of smallmouth bass.  It is very cool to be able to visualize what the fish look like “down there.”    

    Another site that has some spectacular underwater footage is Kim Stricker’s Hook and Look.  His website also has multiple species photographed by sneaking up on them with scuba gear.  If you get a chance to see the TV show, he also shows lures in action and the responses of fish.

    Finally, you owe it to yourself if you love trout to visit Pat Clayton’s FishEyeGuy Photography.  His underwater pictures of trout in streams are the finest I have seen.  Please go to his gallery and look at his photo of Yellowstone Cutthroats and the other gorgeous streambed scenes.  You will probably ooh and ahh and call someone else over to show them the pictures.  Incredible stuff!

    Posted on 13th February 2009
    Under: Better Than Drugs, Fishing, Kill Time at Work, Photo, Uplifting | 1 Comment »

    Fetch my tweed, Jeeves–I’m playing sportsman this weekend!

    The Buster boys are having a discussion about getting rid of the “trout bum” marketing stereotype. Good. It’s about time someone put that away. I’m guessing Gierach, who may or may not have coined the term, is probably pretty flippin’ tired of it himself. It’s probably kind of like being a musician and writing a semi-crappy song that becomes wildly popular, forcing you to listen to it over and over.  And the man left behind his bumminess about the time he published his first book (not a judgement of the fine man–just an observation that as soon as an artist creates something, it takes on new life and flees its original form).  

    On to my cultural analysis. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about what is sporting, and what makes a sportsman. Is it the look? Is it the Filson jacket? Is it the cost of the shotgun or the flyrod? I think most of us who actually live in contact with the great outdoors (as opposed to buying the costume at Cabela’s) would probably agree that none of those things define sporting. So we can leave image behind for now.

    There have been tomes written on the subject of sporting ethics. So is it our ethics that define us? I think so, to a great extent. But that brings up lots of questions. What is fair chase? Do we practice catch-and-release? Is fly-fishing superior to worm-drowning? Do we spot-and-stalk our deer, or do we drive them from tree rows with three generations worth of bushwhackers and have Grandpa gun them down as they flee?  This last was a tad over-the-top, but then I have observed this very thing in Southeastern North Dakota.  The hail of bullets and my sense of self-preservation pushed me out of the regular gun season and right into the archery and muzzleloader seasons.

    I once had a very long conversation over the course of several days with a beautiful woman with a quick mind and a vegetarian outlook.  Her feeling about animals was that we should hurt them as little as possible.  While I tend to agree, I also understand that I am at the top of the food chain.  We went back and forth over the issue of catch-and-release fishing.  Her perspective was that it is almost more honest to fish for subsistence, eating what you catch, versus harming the fish for sport and releasing them.  I think our main ideological difference was in the way we look at the resource at hand.  If fish=food, then I know I have the skills to eat, and I think that will always be one reason that I fish.  If fish=sport, then I know that in certain cases I want to practice catch-and-release to maintain the resource for others to experience, not necessarily because it is less harmful to the fish, which I do not believe are sentient beings who feel pain in the same way that humans do.  

    flycastOnce one is aware of the ramifications of kill vs. release, the next level is to examine the methods, and this is where the sporting image sometimes comes into play, eclipsing the substance of what we do as killers of meat or seekers of sport.  One can see the debates everywhere on pure fishing art–fly vs. baitfishing, artificial vs. livebait, etc.  Some fly-fishermen see themselves as purely sporting, never intending to kill fish.  Some anglers seem to be hell-bent on filling their freezers with meat to last several lifetimes. And most of us are somewhere in between.

    Case in point:  snagging.  This is certain to cause a little bit of debate.   My initial impression of snagging will always be what I observed growing up in Montana: bridges lined with cooler-toting dudes slinging treble hooks in an all-out war on salmon runs.  The monofilament left behind on overhead wires and bridge beams from those practices was in and of itself an environmental hazard!

    wadepaddleEnter my experience with paddlefish snagging.  The first time I saw paddlefish snagging on TV, a guide from Oklahoma was taking a group out in a boat to find and snag 50+ pound paddlefish.  While I at first recoiled at the idea of snagging, I realized that the reason they were using that method was that paddlefish don’t lend themselves to baitfishing or artificial baits because of their plankton-sucking habit.  So I booked a trip and off went my brother and I to snag these prehistoric creatures at Grand Lake, OK.  Being from North Dakota, I was very surprised at the very liberal limits in OK, since we are only allowed one per season and there is a quota.  

    The experience was surreal.  Motor along in a boat, dragging a 12 oz weight with about an 8/0 treble hook tied a couple feet up the line.  When the paddlefish is engaged, prepare for the fight!  

    Our paddlefish were butchered by the guide (cleaned seems to be the proper word for a little trout, but these are a little big to slice open with a 4″ blade).   We took the meat, thick steaks mostly, home in coolers to be consumed.  

    So do I feel dirty?  Nah.   Do I need to go on a paddlefish snagging binge?  Nah.  As with most experiences, the first time was rather exciting and now I may or may not seek out the opportunity again.  

    The real question:  was it sporting?  I’m not real sure.  It’s kind of like catfish grabbling.  If you’re going to eat the sucker, anyway, does it really matter much how you catch it?  

    I might also add other methods to the discussion.  Speaking of catfish, is jug fishing sporting?  Is using an automatic reel tied to a tree branch sporting?  Is fishing a wire crappie rig with three hooks sporting?

    I will sit back, smoking my pipe, leaning on my elbow patches, and ponder the matter.  As with most things, I think a heavy dose of honest self-awareness will set most of us on the right path.

    There is one thing I know for sure.   I sure would like to see one of these Filson types put down his box of slave-labor-tied flies and grab a catfish out from under the cutbank like the ladies on Girls Gone Grabblin‘.  Naw–scratch that.  I’d rather see the girls do it.

    Posted on 27th January 2009
    Under: Cultural Analysis, Fishing, Hunting, Pandora's Box | 2 Comments »

    The Real Outdoor Writers

    Maybe this will be the first in a series, or maybe it will be a one-off lazy posting because I don’t have anything to say right now.  This is what I’ve been reading online, and this is where the real outdoor writing is happening.  

    First, the Mad Fishicist:

    What Economic Crisis?  is a beautiful post on a beautiful blog. It explains in very pretty words why a national economic crisis doesn’t affect a guy with a Marlin, a Stihl, and the skills to provide for his family.  The images and words on this blog are breathtaking and must be read for themselves.  My descriptions simply become cliche.  Quotable quote: ”It’s not just a good way to live.  I’m starting to believe it’s the right way.” 

    (note: this blog was last updated in November–I sincerely hope it’s not going away)

    Second, the Trout Underground.

    Fly Fishing the Upper Sacramento in Winter…Barely Winter… is a post that is typical of Tom Chandler’s writing at the Trout Underground.  It’s a story any fly-fisherman could tell, but I’m glad Tom is telling it.  There is a nice mix of sensitive description, gorgeous photos, and a bit of the practical.  Quotable quote:  ”some people crave powerful illegal drugs, others accumulate power and expensive cars, but I’ve got a thing for rising trout.”

    Third, Buster Wants to Fish.

    This kind of thing never happens to me but… is Bacon’s contribution to the literature of the “Dude Code of Conduct,” describing his interaction with his rugged neighbor.  In the best Buster style, it reveals some of the very meaning of our outdoor dudeness.  Quotable quote:  ”By the sheer amount of guns, shells and beat-up canvas hunting gear I used to see this guy loading into the sweetest old 50’s-era station wagon every weekend morning, it’s fair to assume this is one genuine, old-school badass.”  

    Enjoy the reading!

    Posted on 19th January 2009
    Under: Blabification, Fishing, Hunting, Real Outdoor Writers | 2 Comments »

    The Temperature of Hell

    James Joyce (through a fictional character) described Hell to a group of schoolboys thusly in A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man:

    fractal by Sundstrom at www.sxc.hu

    fractal by Sundstrom at www.sxc.hu

    “Our earthly fire again, no matter how fierce or widespread it may be, is always of a limited extent; but the lake of fire in hell is boundless, shoreless and bottomless. It is on record that the devil himself, when asked the question by a certain soldier, was obliged to confess that if a whole mountain were thrown into the burning ocean of hell it would be burned up In an instant like a piece of wax. And this terrible fire will not afflict the bodies of the damned only from without, but each lost soul will be a hell unto itself, the boundless fire raging in its very vitals. O, how terrible is the lot of those wretched beings! The blood seethes and boils in the veins, the brains are boiling in the skull, the heart in the breast glowing and bursting, the bowels a red-hot mass of burning pulp, the tender eyes flaming like molten balls.”

    I disagree on the temperature and circumstances of Hell.  I believe I have glimpsed it.

    It is too cold for ice fishing and there is too much snow here. We have so much snow, in fact, that when holes are drilled, the pressure is so bad that water spews forth, slushifying everything and then freezing.  

    photo by Xanderalex at www.sxc.hu

    photo by Xanderalex at www.sxc.hu

    Forecast for tomorrow: 38 degrees below frickin’ zero (real temperature, not wind chill).  Record snowfall for the month of December and it’s still piling up.  

    Somewhere a bad-ass Canadian ice fisherman is reading this and laughing while he screws together twelve foot extensions for his auger.  

    I’m not.  Not when I have phrases like “afflict the bodies of the damned” and “how terrible is the lot of those wretched beings” unfurling themselves in my frozen brain.

    Wake me up in May.

    Posted on 15th January 2009
    Under: Blabification, Books, Cultural Analysis, Fishing, Whining | 3 Comments »

    Required viewing to beat the winter blues

    The latest online issue of Catch Magazine is out:

    http://www.catchmagazine.net/

    Consistently the finest collection of fishing eye candy I have ever seen.

    Posted on 10th January 2009
    Under: Fishing, Photo | No Comments »

    Ice Fishing: The Equipment Challenge

    Yesterday my eldest daughter and I went ice fishing with a mix of untested equipment and old standards.  Though we caught some panfish, the day could have gone smoother.  Here are my comments on some of the equipment in no particular order:

    Frabill Glide-Trax Magnum Shelter

    magnum-gtI really liked the concept of this flip-over style ice shelter.  In execution, a few things got missed, though.  I see they have upgraded the frame tubing on their newest shelters (and thus added a lot of weight).  This is a tradeoff.  I  need to be able to handle the shelter by myself, so if I take the seats out of the Magnum, it becomes somewhat manageable.  The newer shelters have a much better 1.5 inch tubing and bushing system.  The Magnum frame pieces can “hang up” as you expand them, probably in part due to the lack of deburring on the inside of the tube ends.  Silicone spray helped it to work reasonably well.

    The Glide-Trax system seemed like a good idea, with storage in each hollow runner capped of with a lid.  In practice however, I found that the items that don’t fit in the runners (most of my stuff), get in the way when needing to open the lids.  The up side of the system is that it tracks very well on snow.  I added the hyfax runner kit to keep the sled bottom from wearing down too much.  I still need to add the tow bar kit after realizing how well the sled moves with the Glide-Trax system and the hyfax.  It actually caught up to me as I was driving about fifteen miles an hour and barely decelerated.  Good reason to add the tow bar, I think.

    The best part of all of Frabill’s larger shelters: the seats.  I’m sure I’m not the first one to contemplate putting quick releases on them and using them in the summer on a boat.  They’re heavy but worth the extra lugging.

    Vexilar FL-8 Genz Pack and Strikemaster Lazer Mag Express auger

    lazer-mag-expressfl-8se_gp_400pxNot much needs to be said about these standards in my ice fishing inventory.  They have been tested to death by others and came out winners.  My experience with both is the same as virtually everyone else’s: satisfaction.  The Vexilar FL-8 could be upgraded to a higher-powered resolution unit or one with bottom lock, but it works.  My Strikemaster is the only small-engine powered device in my garage that starts quickly every time.  

    Arctic Cat 400 4×4 Automatic

    arctic-cat-400I see Arctic Cat has discontinued the 400 in the lineup in favor of the new 366.  Mine is a 2006, bought used, and got its first taste of the ice yesterday.  My recommended upgrade: a bigger battery.  I nearly doubled the cold cranking amps of the original battery with my replacement.  Buy the top-of-the line Yuasa or Interstate (rebranded Yuasa) and find the biggest size you can fit in your battery tray.  Hook it up to a BatteryMinder when your machine is idle.  

    Other than the battery upgrade, my Cat is box-stock and I am very pleased with the four wheel drive system (a must for ice fishing usage).  It has diff lock, which is helpful in extreme situations.  

    The only big upgrade here to my ice fishing experience would be to run a different kind of machine: a snowmobile.  I have to stick to areas with plowed roads or packed snow on the ice.

    SUMMARY

    My overall recommendation on preparing for ice fishing is to try out your buddies’ stuff, read forums such as those at iceshanty.com, and stick to proven products.  Otherwise, ice fishing turns into a major challenge compounded by the cold, and can quickly become a very poor equivalent for summer fishing.

    Posted on 29th December 2008
    Under: Fishing | 4 Comments »

    Cultural Analysis: Bikini Ice Fishing Team

    Dateline: Minnesota.  Over this last weekend, the Bikini Ice Fishing Team showed up at the St. Paul Ice Fishing Show.  Evidently, the show’s coordinator sent them a threatening message that they would be kicked out if anyone complained.  After some tension, apparently things were worked out and the girls were allowed to sign autographs, but the show’s promoters warned them “they were not to represent the show.” 

    The full story can be read here.

    bikiniicefishing2

    Who would kick out nice young women, bikini-clad or not?  My cultural analysis: someone at the ice fishing show decided that they didn’t represent the “family values” that seem to go hand in hand with the outdoors.  I’m pretty sure that the majority of folks showing up in St. Paul didn’t mind their presence, however.  Look at the models that are used in auto shows and the use of attractive young people to sell everything under the sun on television.  Why should Strikemaster ice augers be any different than Jeep or any other brand?  Heck, Vexilar could begin a “sexy Vexy” campaign!

    My main concern for these women is not that they’re being exploited, but that they might be a tad chilly.  As a matter of fact, that’s what my wife expressed when I told her about the story. 

    A video link follows to let you make your own observations about this cultural phenomenon.  Let me know what you think.

    Extreme Bikini Ice Fishing

    Posted on 17th December 2008
    Under: Blabification, Cultural Analysis, Fishing | 1 Comment »