Paris Hilton Signs Up For Virgin Galactic’s First Sub-Orbital Space Flight

Paris Hilton has signed on to be a passenger of Virgin Galactic’s maiden voyage into the sub-orbital hemisphere.  Paris will be joining the likes of William Shatner, Tom Hanks, and Sigourney Weaver on the newest venture by billionarire adventurer Richard Branson, the Virgin Galactic passenger space program.

I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead?

Luckily for her, 10,000 years should be a sufficent time for a new crop of Hollywood boyfriends to emerge-

Paris’ latest venture comes as a surprise to many people associated with this flight-including herself.  William Shatner had Star Trek, Tom Hanks had Apollo 13, and Sigourney Weaver has slayed a few Aliens in her day, but Paris Hilton’s interest in space has not been so straight forward-especially when it comes to spending $230,000 for a seat on the first voyage.  Anybody believe she paid this?

If it were me, I would like to have the seat between Sigourney Weaver and Paris Hilton.  If there were aliens, Sigourney would have my back.  If they get through her, at least I would die in good hands..