It was brought to my attention that a brewery in New Zealand is offering a “lifetime beer supply” for information that gets their lap top returned. (Thanks Josh.)

The Register, who I’ve found tips to stories from before, puts their spin on it and thankfully cites BBC for a more… streamlined version.

From the Register:

A dozen bottles of beers is a meager ration that would barely get a Reg hack though lunchtime

I wonder if they’d hire out of country folks to write for them? Sounds like an ideal place for me! I’m sorely tempted to write to the brewery with information. Someone around 5.5-6.0 wearing clothes and a cap filched it sometime during the day. He headed towards the ocean on a bike. (Its an island right? I have to be correct through part of the journey, right?!?)

This time I think I’ll leave it alone. 

Cheers!