First, if you have never watched the show Whale Wars on Animal Planet, you’re missing out. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Good lord duk! You can’t watch animal planet, if you do that the anti’s win! It just proves that stupid tool Michael Riddle was right about you all along!”

Calm down for a second, work with me here. The show is great because it captures the irrational and mentally stunted thinking of the animal rights movement. The show itself is just footage of these dorks trying to throw stink bombs onto the deck of these huge Japanese whaling boats. It rarely works, and never matters. Nothing is available in the mass media arena that makes this type of ideologue look worse.

Then, along comes South Park with their own take. It may be the funniest social commentary I’ve ever seen. I strongly suggest you take a look.