Steroids and Golf
For some of you reading this, you may have already heard some of the media talk about steroids in golf. For the rest you, it may come as shock that the words “steroids” and “golf” would be used in the same sentence together. Over the last year professional sports has been tainted by steroid use among our heroes. As Barry Bonds chased probably the most sought after record in sports, many have become apathetic due to the claims of Bond’s steroid use. This year’s Tour de France’s overall leader was comfortably in the lead deep into the race when he was removed for lying and suspected steroid use. Yet I never thought I would read headlines that equated steroids with golf. However, this is where I found myself a couple weeks ago.
Steroids in golf? You’re kidding me? I had to check out a couple different news publications and slap myself once to make sure I was reading it right. Yet much to my dismay, leading up to last weekend’s British Open, golf great Gary Player stated that he knew of at least one golfer who had used steroids. I commend Gary Player for stepping up to comment on it, but his comments were quite untimely leading up to one of the biggest tournaments of the year.
As a golfer myself, it hurts that the sport I’m most passionate about is now under the radar for drug use. Nobody wants to hear about their heroes being suspected for drug use, yet we’ve found ourselves in a place of constantly asking a champion these days: “I wonder if they used steroids”?
I don’t fault Gary Player for his words; however I do fault someone else. I fault no other than Dick Pound, chairman of the World Anti-Doping Agency. Dick Pound for years has been the lead horse on stomping out steroids in sports. Whenever stories of steroid use have surfaced, Pound has been right there sharply rebuking those who have been suspected of steroids, as well as advocating for more drug testing. He’s stood toe to toe with the likes of Floyd Landis and Lance Armstrong. Many have criticized Pound for his often slanderous comments toward specific athletes and his unprofessionalism.
Shortly after Gary Player’s comments, Dick Pound responded by commending Player, but then went further by stating that these comments bring a needed “wake up” call to the golf community.
Up until now, I’ve been rather neutral in my feelings for Dick Pound. I recognized the bluntness of his character, but knew that someone had to play the bad guy to weed out steroid use in sports. However, I’ve moved from being neutral toward Dick Pound to being disgusted with him. Who is Dick Pound to say that in essence golf needs to wake up to steroids? This is one small claim about one person using steroids. Pound has much bigger things to be worried about. There have been reports in past years where it was believed that up to 50% of baseball players were using steroids. Every year teams are dismantled in the Tour de France due to steroid use. And Dick Pound is concerned about one suspected golfer?
Has Dick Pound ever played golf? Has he even watched it? It makes no sense that a large number of golfers would be using steroids to elevate their game.
Do performance enhancers really help golfers perform better? Well to answer this question, let’s crunch some numbers. In 2006, Jim Furyk was second only to Tiger Woods on the money list and in the Official World Golf Rankings. In driving distance Jim Furyk was tied for 159th place. He was tied with Michael Connell (Following stats were taken from http://majors.golfweb.com/stats/leaders/r/2006/101). You know Michael Connell right? Right, I don’t know him either. Listen, I’ve lifted weights for a grand total of about 8 months throughout my whole life. If you put the right club in my hand I can give it a good whacking right down the middle of the fairway, often further than guys who are better and stronger than me. Now you put that sand wedge and putter in my hand and it’s a totally different ball game. Drives don’t win tournaments, chips and putts do.
Pump me up on steroids, give me a baseball bat and I’ll hit home runs, scoring runs for my team. Pump me up on steroids, give me a golf club and I’ll hit my first shot a mile and then my second shot to the next tee box, helping me none. If you want to take steroids and be a golfer, tour the world competing in driving contests. That’ll get you some fame on ESPN. Didn’t you see last year’s World Driving Championships?
If steroids are a problem in golf then human beings as a whole have dipped to a new level. In the meantime, World Series Poker Players beware; Dick Pound is coming after you next.
Posted on 25th September 2007
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