One of my feed customers, Ann Sands was telling me about her latest ride; A 5 day, 250 mile trail ride in the Schell Creek Range of Eastern Nevada. Now THAT is being a Western Wanderer.

As a competitive trail rider, she has put a lot of time and miles in conditioning her horse Bella over the last two years and exposing her to a variety of obstacles and sights and sounds throughout her training rides.

She sent me this picture below from the ride we talked about and I think it illustrates what a mountain horse is all about. When the path is too steep to ride up, a savvy rider will step off to allow their horse to climb the ridge. But the BEST mountain horse will pull you up as they find their way to the top.

So think of that before you catch the pack horses for hunting season. It might save you some headaches on the trail, and some hard hikes too.

Back in July of 2007 I posted a Poem about my most memorable run in with a cow… 

But I never seem to learn my lesson as the following photos, show…

I’ll look forward to seeing Dexter Roberts, a freelance photographer who is chronicling the ranching lifestyle of rural Marin County.  Dexter is always in attendance and was kind enough to send me some photos of when we shipped cattle this last September.  It was a brutally hot day, even there along the coast.  We sent 2 truckloads of weaned calves to the auction that day. 

This weekend’s cattle work is the first step in preparing next year’s calf crop for market by starting their first series of immunizations, and castrating the male calves.  Steers are less aggressive and make a better steak in the end.  The vaccinations that the calves get this weekend will prepare their immune systems to fight off any viral infections that could reduce their growth in future months. 

From what I can see “Squeaky” thinks she is a cow dog.  Watch the video and tell me you don’t agree….

 

I spent two summers while in college as a guide and packer in Northern Idaho and Oregon. I met a lot of clients that I really enjoyed, but there was a couple of customers I wished I could just leave them out there.
Now every pack station has one horse reserved for the larger clients. Ours was named Battleship. She was a half Belgian half quarter horse that could pack any thing she was given. After a day like the one below she earned her oats.

I checked in at the ranch that morning to gather and pack the dudes
When Woody says “John you’ve got a single, He’s big with an attitude
“Now he wants to experience nature in all it’s glory and delight
Watch out on the west fork, there was a bear up there last night”

So I wrangled up old Battleship to haul him up the hill
When I saw Old Norman waiting, I shuddered with a chill
Wearing knee socks and Bermuda shorts, a tank top and shower shoes
He was a 300-pound monument that I was the packer BORN TO LOSE

Climbing in the saddle was a chore for a man built that big around
I wasn’t gonna lift him, so we had to find a rock to get him off the ground
In his attempts to mount he dropped his camera at least a dozen times
I tied his bridle reins together to keep him from dropping the lines.

Finally we left the trailhead headed south with that knothead in tow
When he piped up from behind “Hey Mister Cowboy, I gotta go!”
So I pointed with disgust to a tree not far off the rocky, mountain trail
He waddled off into the bushes and tried to no avail.

So he comes back to the horses looking sheepish and ashamed
“I guess my bathroom habits are used to settings more urbane”
“But lets press onward, we can try again in a little while.”
But these non-performances continued every quarter mile.

Walking back after the sixteenth dry run my patience was just about spent
When I see him freeze, let out a whimpering cry “I-I-I just went!!”
Here in the trail is a baby cub who stood up ‘bout to my knees
I knew mama was somewhere close in the alders under the trees

The horses had rollers in their nostrils as they drew in the omnivorous scent.
Then with a bawl from his juvenile mouth up the tree junior bear went.
Now I’ve got to admit Norman stood his ground like a trooper, petrified as he might be
As the alders shook, growled and popped at the base of the cub’s climbing tree

With a pensive glance at me I could see this was quite the scare
Norman stammered slowly “Cccc-an we-we out run that bear?”
Ya know after all I’d been through with this bum, my reply, I swear was true,
“I said, “Norman, I don’t have to out run that bear, I’ve just got to outrun you!”

This Saturday I received it and gave it a good goin’ through.  It’s a Sawbuck saddle and the leather was in pretty good shape.  After a coat of Neatsfoot oil, it was in better shape.  I couldn’t resist, and caught up my saddle horse, Shorty to see how he would take to being a pack horse.

You can watch the 40 picture plus slide show of Shorty getting his first pack load on Photobucket.com

So now I have another tool in the arsenal for getting out and getting back.  I figure Shorty gives me an additional 150 pound payload.  That means that if I am able to go on foot, shorty could easily pack 50 # of his own feed, 600 feet of electric fence, posts and energizer plus my backpacking camp. If I am successful then he would fill the Meat packing role while I shouldered my pack for the walk out.

Much of this project was spurred on by the discussions that Phillip at the Hog Blog and I have had of late about a “single horse” hunting trip, and whether it was feasible. I hope I can get a chance to try it out on a trip this Fall in the California backcountry. Whaddya say Phil?

Looks Like Guy Eastman and I share more than just our common love of hunting the western mountains.  In his blog post titled Rifles, Horses and Grizzly Bears , he elucidates an Eastman’s reader on why he carries his rifle with the butt to the rear. 

I find it interesting since we had this discussion on Sage Creek Forums, not to long ago in the Backcountry riding forum.  My reasoning stood that it was quick to access, and there was less chance of snow accumulating in the scabbard.  I do seem to have the additional advantage of a flap which snaps behind the rifle bolt, making the rifle more secure, and the scabbard more weather proof, yet quick to remove if necessary.

I do make a habit of removing the rifle sling with quick detach swivels when I put my rifle in the scabbard.  I think I will start taping the muzzle as was mentioned by Guy, to reduce the chance of debis getting into the muzzle. 

Well my middle daughter has experienced a part of life with animals that has become lets say, par for the course for her parents.  Getting Kicked.  Specifically getting kicked in the face…

Now before you start sending me plastic surgeon referrals, or calling CPS, let me tell you that it was a grazing blow that left a small cut above her right eye.  She never lost consciousness, although it bled profusely (as head wounds do).  Her regular doctor was able to put 3 tiny little stitches in the cut, and we expect a full recovery, and little to no scarring.

Well she comes by it naturally.  Seems there must be a genetic predispositon since her mother recounted three scars from trauma and I have a history of trying to stop animals feet with my face.  Poor girl was doomed from the start I tell ya!

My first time was as a 10 year old, messing with a horse that I shouldn’t have.  I got a lot of looks at my resulting shiner, visible in the photo to the right.

The next occurance was as a late 20 year old and it inspired a poem. It always gets a laugh especially injury prone cowboys.

The Story of the Scar

“How did you get that scar on your cheek?” The fair looking buckle bunny asked
I didn’t know it was still visible, since it occurred so far in the past.

She was cute and downright interested, and on me I could tell she was sold
With a beer in my hand, and a couple under my belt this was the Tale I told

We had bought a set of beef heifers to replace the old dairy cows
And we had to vaccinate and Lutalyse ‘em, we’d better do it now

We didn’t have a squeeze chute but we had stanchions on the grounds
It kept the heifers from pullin’ back but their hind end still moved around

So dad hollered advice to grab their tail and then just push it up
It paralyzed their hind legs, he said they’d be gentle as a pup

It worked ‘til I came to that brockle-faced heifer, that high headed one in the line
I managed to tail her up gave her the shots and she stood there just fine.

I let down her tail and , well that re-engaged her bovine defensive gear
She caught me with a hoof on the cheek, while the other whizzed by my ear

You know I never saw a thing, all I heard was a sonic boom
I left my feet from the kick as if I was about to orbit the moon

Dad says he never saw the heifer kick just saw me lying on the ground
Spread-eagled in the manure with debris laying all around

She’d lofted my favorite hat twelve feet from the grisly scene
I was halloed in the mire by syringes, blood, and vaccine

So I staggered to my feet, covered in crap and leaving a trail of gore
When we reached the hospital though they halted me at the door.

A pile of green bloody clothes and a hosing off of my white hide
Was what required before medical repairs would even be tried.

Ten stitches and a cat scan later, I’d cleared the bees from my bonnet
The right side of my face looked like an eggplant with a caterpillar on it

I tried to sell her to the cattle dealer when I saw him there in town
But he saw my shiner and stitches, and then flat turned me down

He said, “When it comes to brockle face heifers, we don’t have much use
For a graduate of cow college, with a major in cowboy abuse.”

So we’ve still got her on the ranch and I always work her from afar
Every morning I get a reminder, when I shave around that scar.

copyright John Martin 2000

Since I’m always eager to take part, I entered nearly every class available. it wasn’t until the Rescue race after lunch though that I was able to win a ribbon. In the rescue race the object is:

• to race out of the arena with half a dozen other riders,
• up a side hill (after dodging the pickup trucks and culverts in the way) to a pickup point 300-500 yards away
• pick up the “passenger” on behind the saddle, race down off the hill (and back through the obstacles)
• cross the finish line with both riders, horse and saddle intact.

My partner John Ponts and I crossed the finish line a close second. Yeah he is a professional skateboarder…and a closet Cowboy.

My next event was “Steer Undecorating”. In this event a roper ropes the steer while the “mugger” (that’s me) grabs the ribbon off of the steer’s tail, and runs it back to the flagger for a time. Shortest time wins. Who is my roper? Why it’s Mike Persico, my wrestling opponent from Monday. Sure enough he caught the steer quick and then it was my turn to go to work..

Jimmy Sweigert captured the action. Unfortunately, my time was not quick enough to place.

Going down the rope, when the steer decides to get aerial on me.

Going for the ribbon on the tail.

Here I have the ribbon in hand,

With the ribbon in hand, I’m off to the flagger.

Now that I was good and warmed up, the next event was “Double Mugging”.  in this event 3 cowboys have a hold of a lariat around a steers neck. The steer is given a 15 foot head start out of the chute, and then it is the object of the three cowboys to wrestle the steer to the ground with all four legs pointing in the same direction.  Then the rope is removed from the steer and is run to the Flagger for a time.  Fastest time wins. 

I partnered with Brandon Pintane, (a PG&E employee and former Marine who is just as big as me), and Dan O’Donnell, both from our Richardson Camp. We threw our steer and posted a time of just over 25 seconds, beating the next closest team by more than 15 seconds.  I paid the price though when I turned the steer, went to the nose, and as we hit the dirt, I heard something “POP” and felt the pain shoot through my ribs…As I write this, six days later, I still cough and sneeze gingerly…

But as soon as I got my breath back it was time to enter in the Team Penning Event.  On the SCTB Trek, Team penning is a 4 man team, so my uncle Colby, Bert Owens, Peter Boice and I combined to take third place as we penned three steers in just over one minute. 

At the end of the day I had won  First, Second and Third place ribbons.   As I nursed my sore ribs with 800 mg of “Vitamin I” (Ibuprofen), I felt a feeling of accomplishmentas the sun began to set.  With a drink in my hand I enjoyed the sounds of the “Trailblazers band” as they played on the Stage into the night. 

Empty saddles in the old corral,
Where do ya ride tonight?
Are ya roundin’ up the dogies,
The strays of long ago,
Are ya on the trail of buffalo?
Empty saddles in the old corral,
Where do ya ride tonight?
Are there rustlers on the border,
Or a band of Navajo
Are ya headin’ for the Alamo?
Empty guns covered with rust
Where do ya talk tonight?
Empty boots covered with dust
Where do ya walk tonight?
Empty saddles in the old corral,
My tears would be dried tonight
If you’ll only say I’m lonely,
As ya carry my old pal
Empty saddles in the old corral

This year we remembered eight SCTB members including Richardson Camp’s own Bill Sweigert.  I wrote about his passing in a January in a column titled Farewell Old Friend.  We were extremely honored that two of his sons, James and Bill III, were able to join us and take part in this special ceremony.  In fact James created a web page with pictures that really portrays the true feelings of the morning.