…but one that stinks no less (you’ll get my pun in a minute)…
I’m switching from my planned post for a day, partially because my brain hurts from reading state laws (I have Vermont and Maine in the hopper) and partially because it just smells so bad around here this morning.
Yes, we’ve been skunked. But it’s okay because it is not our first time, and we know how to deal with this in short order (or at least as short as possible).
Friends In The Garden
I’ve recently discovered that we are sharing our garden with furry visitors of the stinky kind. We figured it was either the neighbor’s beagles or skunks. Something was digging holes in the night or early a.m. and killing my plants. Given the grub infestation skunks were a good guess.
Turns out we were right. The Hav-a-hart trap went out last night and caught the critter. Too bad I didn’t think ahead before letting the dog out this morning. I was up first and let her go without a thought, noticing no tell-tale smells. Then Bill was up 10 minutes later, leaned out the window to take in the morning air, and said, “do you smell skunk?”
Well, I didn’t 10 minutes ago, but I do now! And so does poor Turtle-Belle (you’ll recall I am not responsible for that name) and the rest of the neighborhood, too (actually I was voting for their dogs, as that would be sure proof of their after-hours trespassing, and a fitting reward for it).
I wasn’t dumb enough to let her in the house like BIll did with our old dog Zeke years back (there’s a funny thing about skunk smell–it’s hard to smell when it’s freshly sprayed; it takes a minute to hit you, and by then your dog can already be comfrotably lounging on your carpet!). So for the first hours of the day Turtle thought she was in trouble and was not allowed in. Prompt action has now cured that problem.
How To Get Skunk Smell Off Your Dog By 8:00 a.m.
Like I said, not my first time. There are a few fairly effective cures for skunk smell, and this is the one that works well for us–no tomato juice required.
What you need to de-skunk your dog is vinegar and pet shampoo. Lemon juice helps, too. Here’s how it’s done:
- Cut the vinegar in a solution 50/50 with water
- Pour vinegar and water over the dog, completely soaking her
- Leave to stand 15-30 minutes
- Wash the dog throughly with pet shampoo (or if you are out I found this morning that human shampoo works, too–even if you combine 3 kinds to get enough
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- Adding some lemon juice to the shampoo also helps neutralize the skunk odor (the book I read says “a few drops”; I poured a whole plastic lemon’s worth into the bottle of the shampoo and let fly)
- Let the shampoo and lemon juice sit on the dog for 10-15 minutes.
- Rinse
- Enjoy your lemony-fresh dog, minus the skunk musk
Of course, veinegar and lemon juice are pretty harsh on the eyes, so take care around the face. I sacrificed a car-wash sponge (which wasn’t seeing any use anyway) for that. I also pulled out the dish-washing gloves and sacrificed those so I wasn’t gagging at my hands all day. If you don’t have any and have to go bare-handed, rub lemon juice full-strength onto your hands when done.
This is what I did, and Turtle smells nice and clean now. We are ready to bring her back into the fold of the family, assuming she stays out of the garden that has been throughly doused.
Sled related? Not so much, but good info to have for country-folks, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts nonetheless. I’m sure you’ll appreciate it if your time comes!
Have better solutions for deskunking a dog or pet? Do share in the comments below…