I just found this quiz on the Snowmobile Fanatics Forum. It’s designed (not very scientifically) to tell you which is more important to you–your sled or your spouse. Timely, since today we marry off another of my young and dreamy-eyed nieces. So in the spirit of the day…
The instructions are to take the quiz by answering which applies for each question–your sled or your spouse. You can credit both if both apply. You don’t have to be married to play, though, girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other works, too. Okay. Let’s have some fun…
Warning! This is not a “family” activity! Before you read the list, parents, I have to warn there is some definite inuendo (nothing too extreme, but it’s there), so you may want to check out the list before you share. There. I gave fair warning. Now…

SLED ……Or…… SPOUSE?
Only One Can Win!
1.Ill never forget the first time I saw you. sled or spouse Both
2 I wanted you instantly. sled or spouse Both
3. I often find myself daydreaming about you. sled or spouse Both (probably the sled more, I pretty much get as much of Bill as I want!)
4. Theres more than one photo of you on my desk. sled or spouse Niether! (Note to self: get sledding pic for desk) [+ .5 pt sled]
5. I love showing you off to my friends. sled or spouse Both
6. My friends remark how attractive you are. sled or spouse Both
7.In a typical week we spend5 or more hours of time toghther. sled or spouse Spouse
8.when your around I often look at you with admiration and longing. sled or spouse Both
9.in the last 3 months Ive spent more than 250$ on you. sled or spouse Sled (counting fuel, etc. Hey–It’s been more than 3 months since Christmas or Bill’s birthday!)
10our last ride lasted more than an hour. sled or spouse Uh, duh! Sled
11. its thrilling how you respond underneath me. sled or spouse Both (But Bill gets credit for response across the room)[+.5]
12.I would never let anyone else ride you. sled or spouse Spouse (I have admittedly and begrudginly let other people on my sled, but never other people on my husband)
13. You make my heart beat faster. sled or spouse Both
14. you make me feel young. sled or spouse Both (honestly, both. Bill keeps me feeling young–it’s all part of his Master Plan. And he got me into sledding, so he gets credit by default, too)
15. you have taken me places and shown me things, I thought I would never see. sled or spouse Both (But again, since Bill took me sledding to begin with, and is almost always riding with me & leading, he gains credit by default again)
16. when im alone with you im at peace with the world. sled or spouse Both (Aren’t I required to say that?)
17. you were made for me. sled or spouse Bill (The sled’s getting some mods & will be upgraded one day; Bill we’ll leave as is)
18. I cant live without you. sled or spouse Both (he created a monster)
19. I will never upgrade to a newer model. sled or spouse Bill (one day the sled will go to the older boy, and I’ll be moving up in the world!)
The Grand Total
By my calculations, the score is Sled: 15, Bill: 16.5. Bill eeks it out in the end, but I have to say it was a close race and I wasn’t sure until I did the math myself.
THE WINNER! (By a ski)

Okay, do share…what’s your score? Who’s the winner?
If you happen to be one of those nuts reading who does not have a sled, you can replace sled with your vehicle or hobby of choice, be it fishing, hunting, an ATV, a boat, etc… But you still have to share your results!
Sledders, if you’d like to join the Snowmobile Fanatics Forum and post your results with the original, go here: http://www.snowmobilefanatics.com/forum/topic/78952/display.aspx
Disclaimer: The SledChick can in no way be held responsible for any marital rifts that may result from participation in this quiz or subsequent discussion. Really if this thing causes your relationship [with your sled or your spouse] to become that stressed, you probably had other problems anyway! It’s all in good fun…