It’s wet and windy this morning in Minneapolis, and kicking back with a hot cup of tea and a stack of pancakes was a lot more alluring than venturing out into the weather. That decision led directly to doing something I don’t usually do on Sunday mornings, watching Sports Center on ESPN.
Now I’m aware that for most sports fans an autumn Sunday means only one thing, football, but I hoped that with the baseball playoffs in full swing there would be at least a little baseball talk. Wrong. After a quick rundown of the scores, it was all football all the time, making me wonder just how many ex-athletes one sports station can hire in order to make the same observations over and over again. Let’s face it, once you realize that the main determining factor of any football game is which team’s mutant behemoths can push the other team’s mutant behemoths around, there really isn’t a whole lot more to say.
That, of course, doesn’t stop the ESPN guys from talking, but it does mean that after a couple of observations, they don’t really have anything new to say. So let’s go where the ESPN guys don’t want to go and talk a little baseball.
We’re an American League city here, so let’s start there. The big surprise so far is not that the Red Sox are beating the Angels, it’s what an easy time they’re having of it. In mid-season the Angels were easily the best team in the American League, and an East Coast road trip where they stomped all over both the Red Sox and the Yankees drove that point home.
But the playoffs are a different game, and in the playoffs the Angels have been a different team. When your big hitters don’t get any big hits, and your starting pitchers give up nothing but big hits, it’s a recipe for disaster, and so far the Red Sox have taken advantage of every opportunity, while the Angels have been missing in action. This one will be over soon.
More enjoyable, from the viewpoint of a Twins fan, is the Tampa Bay Rays pummeling of the Chicago White Sox. The rays have a couple of ex-Twins on the roster, while the White Sox are full of players that Twins fans have come to loathe over the years. Watching the young upstarts in their first playoff take it to a bunch of old, slow, and grumpy veterans is nothing but a delight.
Meanwhile, in the Other League, the Phillies and the Brewers are are playing what could turn out to be the most interesting series of the first round. The Phillies are up 2 - 1, but if the Brewers can win the next game they’ll be able to pitch CC Sabathia again, and the Phillies certainly don’t want that.
Then there’s the Cubs and Dodgers, the one series that’s already over, 3 - 0 in favor of LA. Chicago fans were thinking that this was finally going to be their year, but just like the Angels their pitching and clutch hitting deserted them, and they decide to throw in some horrendous defense to boot, proving once again that that is not a winning combination.
Now, looking forward to possible World Series match-ups, it’s becoming clear that the guys at ESPN are getting closer and closer to their worst nightmare, a series between the Rays and either the Phillies or Brewers would leave them scrambling for commentary, because judging by the regular season the only teams they are capable of talking about are the Yankees, Mets, Red Sox, and Cubs. The possibility of a Cubs, Red Sox match-up, which would have caused paroxysms of joy to television programmers everywhere, is already off the books.
So here’s a prediction. If it does come down to the rays and either the brewers or Phillies, look to ESPN to compensate by running a series based on a fantasy match-up between the Cubs and Red Sox. After all, it would be a shame to deprive grown men of their fantasies just because reality is getting in the way.