Medical advances ~
Posted by Mea on March 14, 2009
A French doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.’
A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
four weeks.
The Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that
we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are
way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois,
put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.’
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March 17th, 2009 at 1:30 pm